"If only I had a pipe"

I just asked my daughter, Florrie to take a couple photos of me up on the lawn with the dogs. She was meant to focus on the wellies I was wearing, as I was trying to get some photos for a blog I'm going to hopefully do on footwear in the countryside, but it turned in to a bit of a spoof catalog modelling moment, with my son, Bert seeing one of the photos saying, "You know what would make that photo truly awesome?" I asked, "What?" and he said, "If you were smoking a pipe", but I told him I could be thinking in the photo, "If only I had a pipe."