Following on from my last blog and mentioning our dogs eating the builders pack lunches a few years ago and replacing their sandwiches for them with bacon butties, it reminded me of the very funny comedy sketch from Al Murray aka 'The Pub Landlord' called 'Bacon (Proof of God)
Bacon also has the power to get builders to arrive every day until they finish a job for you. Imagine a builder waking up in the morning with several jobs on the go. They think which job should I get to today. If there is a chance of a bacon butty at one of those jobs, it really is a no-brainer whose place their turning up at. So when employing builders ladies, you don't need to don that low top and push up bra to make sure your builders return each day, just make sure you stock up on bacon and use the power of bacon wisely.
“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you,but he will make a fool of himself, too.”
― Samuel Butler
Me with Bumble and Blottie, waiting patiently to be unleashed, November 2018
Hello, I am Jane, you might of guessed, I love dogs. We are situated in the North Devon countryside, England, United Kingdom. Our home is occupied by my husband, David, our children, pack of dogs and me.