Warning : This blog is not going to be about dogs and some may find it very rude, Advisable to read this blog before your child does or you may have some awkward questions coming your way.
Valentine's is nearly here and what have the lovely people given us in Hollywood this Valentine's Day ? "Fifty shades of Bullshit", sorry, I should of said, "Fifty shades of Grey."
I have not read the books, but have heard people talking about them. I have come to the opinion it is basically porn given the title erotica, to make you feel a bit more high end of the market. If you don't like men looking at porn, is it okay for you to be doing so ?
I'm going to give you a Devonian spin on "Fifty Shades of Grey." Try and read it imagining a Devonian accent.
"Christian had been pestering me like a badger for anal. Finally I relented and told him, "It's your lucky day boy, how about a bit of anal ?" My you would of thought all his Christmases had come at once. I told him, "Hang on tiger, I'm just going to ladies room to get myself ready." Back I came, as proud as can be, wearing my strap on. Christian was bent over the dressing table and glanced over at me and his face, funnily seemed to go fifty shades of grey.
Not wanting to miss the opportunity I saw before me. I was behind him quicker than a rat up a drain pipe. We won't go into the fine detail of what happened next, but for all Christian's screaming and shouting , "No" (You know what you guys are like, "No "obviously means "Yes") throughout the proceedings, I actually enjoyed it more than I thought I would. Christian though is not so keen on anal these days, which is a shame, as strap ons ain't cheap, but I suppose I can always hang my coat off it." Lol
So for all you ladies out there this Valentine's with male partners that keep badgering you for anal sex (It ain't my cup of tea, but each to their own), surprise your man this Valentine's. I mean really surprise him. He won't know if he likes it unless he tries it, and for all you guys badgering ladies for anal sex this Valentine's, just be careful what you wish for and you never know you might like it or you might need councilling afterwards. Lol
I just read that to my husband at work, over the phone. He thought it was funny and he said, "Go on publish it." Hope you all get the subtext. Any complaints need to be to my husband David. Lol
“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you,but he will make a fool of himself, too.”
― Samuel Butler
Me with Bumble and Blottie, waiting patiently to be unleashed, November 2018
Hello, I am Jane, you might of guessed, I love dogs. We are situated in the North Devon countryside, England, United Kingdom. Our home is occupied by my husband, David, our children, pack of dogs and me.